Hey y'all!

I'm Courtney –– nacho-average Minneapolis-based feelings capturer, real big feelings feeler, and certified sexual health educator with a passion for bathtubs, margaritas, and painting the dining room pink while my husband is on tour for the weekend.


Friends call me Court and family members call me Queen (although I'd not so secretly love it if everyone started calling me CJ -- hasn't caught on yet, so maybe something to consider).


I am highly introverted, which has sometimes been mistaken as shy in the past, but in my friend Davs' words at our wedding –– "When I first met Courtney, I thought she was very shy. Turns out I was wrong." Then we all had Fireball shots and danced to Pitbull.

I'm so excited to get to know you, so please don't be shy and holla at yer girl.

Xoxo, Gossip Girl
DISCLAIMER: The first time you hear my laugh, you will be startled, but then it'll grow on you.
My IG handle, @chortlerae, might make a little more sense now.

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Fav movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey followed closely by Bridget Jones' Diary

*can and will quote Grinch incessantly

Fav shows: Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Scooby Doo, and 20/20 or really any docu-series. 

My ideal day, as answered by my husband: "It'd probably be a day spent in bed on top of your heating pad binge-watching 20/20 while Logan Echolls delivers you Taco Bell, margaritas and other treats."

Zoinks, Scoob! Love IS real.

© 2020 by Courtney Rae Jensen

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